January 2012
Friend: What are you doing for New Year's Eve?
Me: Oh, I'm actually participating in a marathon this year.
Friend: Omg why? Have fun running in the cold.
-Friend hangs up-
Me: *whispers* a tv marathon that doesn't involve leaving the couch
I wonder If I made a difference to anyone this...
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
When you're asked to babysit small children...